In the off-chance I'm home next year with no job and no health insurance, have signed up for the comprehensive physical at Bumrungard International Hospital where one walks down the assembly line of blood-suckers, poop-testers, pee-collecters, gynecologists, etc. in order to be molested in every way known to man. Dave and Stac, it is right before you arrive, so please forgive me if I'm mildly traumatized and need to sit in the corner and twitch now and then.
Anyhoo, when signed up for the physical, got an email to sign up for the special Bumrungard Privilege Card that gives you discounts on plastic surgery, 10% off at the flower shop, and (my favorite) a free pie at McDonalds. Seems like a conflict of interest. Isn't it irresponsible for a hospital to have a McDonalds on the premises, when we know from SuperSize Me that the food turns your liver to fat?
Maybe the McDonalds makes people fat and sick and the hospital gets more business. I bet they give the inpatients McDonald's pie for every meal, haha! Cherry Pie and French Fries.
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